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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

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memeking69:

when no1 understands u :(

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i don’t understand this gif

no1 ever does :(

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

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greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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